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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

New COVID variant swiftly gains ground in US; concern looms for summer wave - Ars Technica

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

No go.

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Unacceptable again!

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scientists Identify Hidden Rule That Shapes All Life on Earth - SciTechDaily

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

China Blasts Laser 80,000 Miles to the Moon in Broad Daylight – A First in Space History! - Indian Defence Review

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?