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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:25

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Unacceptable again!
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?